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Football is a really stupid game, played with a round ball. 11 stupid men chase the ball around the field, trying to score a goal.
Can be referred to as a sport, but only a fool can do that. It's only a game.
Football is a game. Triathlon is a sport.
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the best sport of all time and im talking about american football not that soccer crap
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1. Greatest sport in the history of the human race next to running while having sex with the opposite sex. Involves two teams moving a ball comprised of pig skin down a field to an endzone to score points.
2. Not soccer.
3. Sport at which most other countries outside the United States can't play because they lack a great extent of physical talent. In turn said countries try to claim their inferior sport, which goes by the same name as the USA's, is as good if not better yet consists of a field with a bunch of dorks standing around kicking a ball back and forth for hours. Fans must resort to drinking and using drugs for stimuli since boredom usually ensues after the first 2 minutes of play.
Guy 1: Hey mate let's go to the pub before the football game!
Guy 2: Excellent idea 'ol chap! Let me grab my manpurse before well tally'o down and catch the carriage.
Guy 1: Right'o! I want to make sure I'd good and sauced before the game otherwise I might realize the sport I'm watching is boring as hell.
Guy 2: Brilliant!
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the most exciting game on earth. the game can end up both teams having no scores or if lucky maybe it will reach the score of 3 or 2.
the better you act, the more times you can get some penalty kicks.
it is very exciting, you can watch it and take a nap and when you wake up both teams still don't have any scores
football fan #1: dang, i was not able to watch the game last night. people said it was very exciting
football fan #2: geez man you stupid. the game was intense, no one scored until the last minute. my boy del mundo did his thing, he acted like his balls were kicked, he looked like he was in deep pain and so they got a penalty kick and scored and they won. woo hoo! i love this shit
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A euphemism for getting high
We played football yesterday after school in Ryan's Buick
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big fat gay men with large hair who use the sport to touch other men.... also they use to sport to get rid of anger without kicking infants
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A really awful sport that idiots worship.
Person A: Hey look Man Utds playing.
Person B: DOH!!! DID U KNOWZ THAT WAYNE ROONEY WAS TRANSFERED FOR LIKE A GAZILLION POUNDS!!!! FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!
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