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When you cup your hand and slap the love handle of your foe, causing redness, pain, and suicidal thoughts
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When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.
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Stanley wang - used as an English name for an Asian man whose name nobody can pronounce.
Oi have you seen that new kid, Stanley wang.
S. W. stands for smoke weed.
instead of saying hey lets smoke weed, you say hey lets go hang out with stanley.
Brandon: Yo man what you doing today?
Chris: Nothin much man, probably hangin with stanley williamson a little later if you wanna join.
Brandon: fo sho ma nilla.
When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.
When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.
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out of all the sports championships in the world...the stanley cup is the hardest to win. players must be in excellent physical and mental condition. Teams must advance through 4 grueling best-of-seven rounds to win the ultimate prize
the stanley cup is awarded to the winners of the playoffs. hockey fuckin rules.
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