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Hey Dougie, I hear Melvin is hosting another of his fabulous bung entering mixers.
A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.
I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.
The Hungarian pancake mixer is the reverse of the shocker.
The shocker is: One hand, with the index finger and middle finger inserted into the vagina, ring finger curled in, and the pinky in the rectum.
The Hungarian Pancake Mixer is: One hand, with the index finger into the vagina, middle finger curled in, with the ring finger and pinky inserted into the rectum.
NOTE: Optional french tickler is always acceptable. (Thumb tickling the clit in unison.)
Totally banged a chick, and before, i used the Hungarian pancake mixer.
When two eople cum in each other's mouths then they share a kiss mixing the fluids and drink it
I shared a fab double shot mixer with Kev last night. I now have both his cum and mine brewimg in my gut it tasted awesome.
The act of shiting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the shit fly all over.
i went to trevs and did a MARGARITA SHIT MIXER haha he was so pissed he got covered in shit when he tried to turn it off
A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.
I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!