Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.

Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.

Concrete Mixer Monster

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The Concrete Mixer MOnster

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

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hungarian pancake mixer

The Hungarian pancake mixer is the reverse of the shocker.

The shocker is: One hand, with the index finger and middle finger inserted into the vagina, ring finger curled in, and the pinky in the rectum.

The Hungarian Pancake Mixer is: One hand, with the index finger into the vagina, middle finger curled in, with the ring finger and pinky inserted into the rectum.

NOTE: Optional french tickler is always acceptable. (Thumb tickling the clit in unison.)

Totally banged a chick, and before, i used the Hungarian pancake mixer.

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double shot mixer

When two eople cum in each other's mouths then they share a kiss mixing the fluids and drink it

I shared a fab double shot mixer with Kev last night. I now have both his cum and mine brewimg in my gut it tasted awesome.

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Margarita Shit Mixer

The act of shiting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the shit fly all over.

i went to trevs and did a MARGARITA SHIT MIXER haha he was so pissed he got covered in shit when he tried to turn it off

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California Muffin Mixer

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

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