Doughnut Foul

Occurs when a person in a position of power in the workplace (i.e. Supervisor, Shift Lead, Front End Manager, etc.) does something that breaks one of the written or unwritten rules of said workplace, but commits said infraction out of the eyes of his or her own boss.

So, in order to buy the silence of their underlings, the person who f'd up will bring in doughnuts the next day for all those that were there to witness the infraction.

The Doughnut Foul's arch-nemesis is the Snitch of the workplace.

Hey, Bob is going to bring in Krispy Kreme's tomorrow for his Doughnut Foul this morning! I think he should be late to work more often.

foul fingered

Someone who types bad words.

Ok, foul fingered David is off the group chat, I apologize about his crazy outburst.

In the bin and the foul

When you get two 24 water for four fuckin bucks.

"Bro straight up, I got, I got a, I got two cases of twenty four wa-. I got TWO with twenty four, I got two cases of twenty four water.... for four bucks. For FOUR fuckin bucks! Ay count that, put that in the bin and the foul alright! You hear that? Put that in the bin and the foul. Four bucks for forty eight bottles of fuckin water!"

call foul

to complain that a person is doing something illegaly or being unfair

- Andy, I'm going to leave in charge of this place when I'm gone, so they send you in prison instead of me.
- I call foul, sir.

Party Foul

When a indivudual or group of individuals does something that completely goes against the feel of the party and ruins it for everyone else.

Yo, Kim just ate half of that twinkie and put it back in the bowl!

What?! Party Foul!

Or

Frank just took a dump and touched all the pizza without washing his hands!

Party foul!

Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

foul-duckery

Something that is not right in the mix. The story being told doesn't match up to what actually occured.

Did you hear about Lauren and Bartholemu? Sounds like there is some foul-duckery taking place!