Radio Foured

When someone is completely sober and doing something dull whilst all their friend are out partying, they are radio foured.

"Where were you last night?"

"Radio foured."

"Doing what?"

"I had to go to my girlfriend's grandma's ninety fifth birthday party. What did you get up to?"

"We were snorting comedown-free drugs off naked porn stars for a bit and then we got kebabs."

*SIGHS*

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the four horsemen

the biblical bringers of the appocolypse, and a badass Metallica song. they are as follows:time,famine,pestilence, and finally death. pretty cool huh?

horsemen are drawing nearer on leather steads they ride they've come to take your life. on through the dead of night with the four horsemen ride or choose your fate and die!!!!!!!(bitches)

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Two Four

A case of beer, containing 24 cans, hence, two four

Jack went to the party with a two four, and ended up chundering all over the dining room table

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two four

1. A case of 24 beer cans or beer bottles.

2. The May Two-Four which is the May long weekend celebrated on the 4th Monday of May - near May 24th (Victoria Day) in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

1. Can you pick me up a two four from the store?

2. What are you doing for the May two four? Heading up to the cottage?

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Fantastic Four

a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.

They are:

-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body

-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields

-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body

-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers

Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.

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Jew By Four

Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.

"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"

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Last Four

When you delete all the digits of a phone number that you don't want to drunk dial/text/communicate with except the last 4 digits-Thereby if they text or call you, you are able to identify them without the awkwardness of asking them "who is this."

John - "Hey man, why dont you text Tina for a late night booty call, she was really hot."
Evan - "Dude, she has a boyfriend who plays for the Vikings offensive line, I had to last four her to not get me in trouble. She can text me if she wants."
John - "Wise decision."

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