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Skill at passing off an otherwise troll post as a legitimate argument on a discussion board such as slashdot. The hope is that one motivates many well considered responses despite the asinine content of one's post.
Your troll-fu is good, grasshopper. You have combined the OP's straw man with a very original false-dichotomy to set up your assertion that gays should be neutered.
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A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.
Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
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The ability to engage in physical combat after drinking copius amounts of beer. A predominantly north American martial art practiced in back wood taverns, at bachelor parties, and at NASCAR events.
Don't fuck with Wayne, he seems mild mannered, but he has been drinking Pabst since noon and knows beer fu.
A style of depicting fight scenes in movies, originating roughly around the turn of the 21st century. It contains one or more of the following traits:
1) Dark scenery contrasted by incomplete lighting (often with a feel such as "rave" or "industrial", augmented by appropriate music)
2) Increased footage speed
3) Inclusion of Matrix-style bullet time
4) Rampant movement of the camera, both in terms of erratic movement as well as frequent changes of shot entirely, creating an intentionally jarring viewing experience
Blur fu is often incorporated to make a movie appear edgy, hardcore, or to match other similar movies. It is also a tool to mask the fact that the performers onscreen may not be able to perform any real fight stunts worth watching.
Examples of blur fu can be seen in films like Alien Vs Predator, Serenity, King Arthur, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and many more.
What the heck just happened? The Alien attacked the Predator, but then it was all blur fu.
a variation of martial arts not used for actual combat but to show off and look fancy while doing so
alex lost in the tournament because he was relying on Velvet-fu
Possibly the greatest game of all time. Many have tried to emulate the awesomeness of Shaq Fu, but have come up short every time. It is a fighting game, and as the name suggests, it stars Shaq, the center on the team of righteousness. His task is to go into another dimension, save some kid he doesn't even know, and beat the hell out of anyone who stands in his way. Awesome game. To get the full Shaqtastic experience when playing this game, I would suggest playing some of Shaq's rap songs at the same time, as well as having a Miami Heat, or old Lakers or Magic game on every other tv in the house.
Man 1: Do you Shaq Fu?
Man 2: Why, no, my good sir, I do not.
Man 1: I see, then away with you, you unworthy heathen!
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