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a) In a military context: Things are reigning down on you so hard and fast I.E. Stress, anger, the enemy, incoming fire etc.), your only logical response=FUCK ME RUNNIN b)When circumstances get so bad; Socially;economically; and or professionally. c) a run of bad luck you come to the conclusion the only chance of not getting screwed is Go ahead and try to...'Fuck me Runnin'.
My paycheck is lost, my car just died, I'm in the middle of finals! FUCK ME RUNNIN'!!!
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When a person is so fine to the point you’d let them hit it free anytime.
Jada ain’t he Fuck Me Fine???
Jada: omfg yessss
Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...
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1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens
2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected
3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse
1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!
2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!
3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!
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its a expression of disbelief or amazement.
guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!
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A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
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being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.
"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"
"Well Fuck me sdeways!"
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