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When your day is going just to well but you know something bad is going to happen.
“Steven your boss needs you he said it’s important”
“Oh there it is the fucking...”
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A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.
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Giving up, not wanting to be bothered with it, a feeling of hopelessness.
Fuck it, I quit.
The dog ran off, fuck it, I aint chasing it.
The bastard cheated on me again, fuck it.
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Fuck is another word for love
A synonym for love
Example 1- Jimantha: hey, it’s been a while since I have seen you; Fuck you❤️
Example 2- Grande Willy’s: Have you met My brother Dicky? He is such a good and fucking person!
Example 3- Methew: My friend is nice and all, but sometimes I hate him. He can be so toxic and sometimes he is just not fuckable to anyone; not even to his own
FAMILY!!
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When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.
dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"
dude #2 "you're so fucked"
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To get on someone's bad side, to make them angry
"You don't wanna fuck with the mafia. I can swear they'll kill you
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Another way of saying ‘getting fucked up’.
Spastic Dave - “what you doing tonight cunt?”
Regular Dave - “getting on the fuck m8”