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when the cops raid your crib to look for drugs
my boy dem run in my gaff
A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.
Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny
As of 2023, “gaffes” is the word the mainstream news media now use to describe the incoherent, nonsensical ramblings of an octogenarian white male with late-stage dementia with an IQ that was well below average prior to the onset of dementia.
For example, one of Joe Biden’s many “gaffes” include his statement: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build it in…in Angola…We have plans to build one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script, and I’m going to get in trouble.”
A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.
The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!
Who wants to use the gaff phone?
Giz a shot of the gaff phone?
Who's next on the gaff phone?
when you and all your mates go to a gaff (a house party) and fuck the house up by doing weird shit like putting bananas in lights and sriracha in the knife holder
friend 1: yo my mates having a gaff tonight
friend 2: sweet wanna make it a baz gaff?
To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.
Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.
To throw pigeons at ones Gaff (house)
I'm going to pigeon your Gaff!!!