gambling with change

Secretly rubbing your money on your (preferably sweaty) genitals before paying off a debt.

I don't care if you're gambling with change, I just want my twenty bucks.

Gambling

NOT AN ADDICTION! I'M JUST VERY PASSIONATE! AND I START SHAKING WHEN I'M NOT DOING IT!

I DON'T HAVE A GAMBLING ADDICTION! I'M JUST VERY PASSIONATE! AND I START SHAKING WHEN I'M NOT DOING IT!

Gambling

Its Good For You
Its FREE MONEY

and if you quit you will never obtain success

"Cancer Takes Many lives,Road Accidents takes Lives Even Jobs take Lives, but Gambling? It doesnt take Lives. Thats why you should Gamble Its Risk Free and Its FREE MONEY"

Gambling

How to destroy your savings for college

LET'S GO GAMBLING!

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Ethan Gamble

A person who likes guitars

Eg. He is an Ethan Gamble

Gambled With Life

Taking Risk Which Can Be Life Threatening.

I Did This Stunt Mid-Air. I Gambled With Life To Break The Internet.

Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."

Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.