an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor
i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro
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Person 1: Hey, do you see that guy over there? He looks cute. You should go talk to him
Person 2: No, he's a gape
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its very amusing and you learn a lot from it. perfect for someone with no expirience. good for kids and very family friendly.
hey dad can i do some gape horn.
ofcourse sun, dont be to messy like last time.
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when a a girl's pussy is opened farther than usual.
Narrator: This is Jackie: O-8--<. When Jackie has sex with a guy with a massive dick, her pussy opens wider than usual. When Jackie's pussy opens wider than usual, she goes to the doctor. When Jackie goes to the doctor, the doctor tells her that she experienced a pussy gape. When the doctor tells Jackie that she experienced a pussy gape, Jackie says, "oh, okay".
Don't let Jackie say "oh, okay". Switch to--NO. SCREW THIS GODDAMMIT!! *walks out and slams the door behind him*
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not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.
example:
guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
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(v.) -- to gaze stupidly or in open-mouthed surprise or wonder at someone from another generation for doing or saying something completely surprising or incomprehensible due to the generation gap.
"Whenever I say something old-fashioned to my teenage sons, they just look at me in a totally befuddled way and then generation gape at me in wide-eyed wonder. 'Oh Dad, please!' is what they are thinking, I'm sure!"
Gaping Vortex is when youβre sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesnβt close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And thatβs why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?