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A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.
Person 1:did you meet gauge
Person 2: yeah he was very gay and annoying
The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.
Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.
A strong-minded, athletic role model.
If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!
Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.
Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
a word that a lovely girl named Masky thinks means gagged, when it really means flop.
didnt i gaug her kenzie? shes gauged.
Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
My drunk gauge worked.