Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
On April 29 ur girlfriend has to send u free nudes and she can’t say no
Girlfriend nude day is where she can’t say no to nudes
August 25th , 2022
a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!
Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”