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A smelly troubled fish who wants to fight everyone that stands in his way. Often found scrubbing Sid stoned at Morrisons.
Example 1: "That sloth is a real Ryan Glenn!"
Example 2: "I wish I could be more like Ryan Sid Fish Glenn!"
Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.
I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.
The most beautiful girl in the world, more than an angel.
Wow, she’s stunning! Her name must be an Ashlyn Glenn.
A Brighton and Hove Albion legend, best striker on the planet at the moment, getting better and better as he gets through his career. Recently scored his 100th goal for Brighton aswell.
1: Did you see Glenn Murrays goal last week?
2: Yeah of course, banged it top bins with his head once again.
1: He is 100% best striker in the Premier League
A man who has lost it all and through faith in God rebuilt his name by telling what he has found to be the truth. A man who teaches his audience to search for the truth themselves. His primary messages are, seek the truth, stand in the truth, and prepare for the worst/ hope for the best.
In 2011 he launched a subscription news network called GBTV.com.
Glenn Beck has held events in August 2010 and 2011 to restore honor to America, and restore courage by standing for and with Israel as they come under attack.
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The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.
Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.
After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.
That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.
*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."
Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."
ACORN "These are the brown shirts."
The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
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To make a connection based on logical fallacies.
Jon Stewart "Glenn Becked" Sarah Palin last night - he determined she's a Russian spy because she likes to wear red, chases moose (like Natasha on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show) and calls herself a momma grizzly (Russia's symbol is the bear!).
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