Finger Glitch

Finger Glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl's asshole instead of her pussy by accident.

"Dude last night I was drunk and I had a finger glitch my girl, she was pissed off when I didn't realize I was still doing it."

Facetime glitch

if you have made a group facetime ,and someone leaves that person with constantly be added back. nobody adds the person it’s a glitch please be aware apple is trying to fix this.

i had facetime glitch with 3 people

glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

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glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

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map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

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facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

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glitch mob

1. A party on which DJs play Glitch music (scratched, dirty, errorous covers oh hip-hop tunes mixed with breakbeat). Main home of glitch mob parties is USA esp. California

Is this Friday, this city any glitch mob to rave on?

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