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glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 5, 2016


power glove

The raddest Nintendo Entertainment System accessory ever created.

Dude, the super scope had nothing on the power glove for two reasons: it was heavy and it caused seizures.

by Super Mario September 5, 2004

67๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


glove department

more formally named the glove "compartment" or glove "box", the storage facility located on the passenger side of a vehicle. Renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items...along with a random ketchup packet.

"Man, you know you can't leave condoms in the glove department...it gets too hot!"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chloroform Glove

noun.

a. A garment covering the hand and doused in a liquid intended to knock-out, daze or even murder the recipient of a "chloroform glove to the face".

b. An extension of an effective pick-up line; "does this smell like chloroform?"

...Not content with the way the dinner conversation was going, Kathy put on her chloroform glove and held it to the face of the most punishing person, then herself...

...Kathy found him attractive and rather than taking any chances, she donned the chloroform glove to make sure he was going home to Stafford Street with her...

by gaborian2011 April 17, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank glove

A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.

"Got a date with the wank glove tonight!"

by Inventor February 12, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Glove

When you vaginally intrude on a menstruating female with your hand.

We noticed Henry had a red glove while he was eating at Potbellies. His girl must have been on her period.

Go wash your hands Henry.

by Chubby Checka September 23, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž