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A famous radio personality that rants and raves about how bad Republicans are. He is most known for his opinions on American government. Suffice to say he, like most other Democrats of his stature, lacks common human decency and morals. His relentless attacks on the GOP is like a combination of CNN and MTV. This is probably a good indicator of what's wrong with him.
Juan Gomez: I'd like to point out that the economy is always better with a Democrat in office.
Caller: Well, it's pretty easy to maintain a good economy after the Republican president before hand fixed what the last Liberal did to it. I mean look at everything Clinton didn't do for the US. Kind of gave President Bush a lot of ground to make up.
Juan Gomez: But look at oil prices! He's using the money to sponsor KKK meetings!
Caller: But...Bush doesn't have anything at all to do with oil prices. And where'd you get the KKK from?
Juan Gomez: Shutupyou'restupid!
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When you smoke pot and fart at the same time. While having bangs and eating copious amounts of spaghetti.
I was smoking pot and farting and eating spaghetti so hard the other day--I was Gomez-ing so hard!
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1)A Singapore idol contestant who sailed through to top 5 without any talent, kicking the bests singers off the coompetition.
2)Noise pollution
3)Signifies the need for ear muffs.
4) Musically disabled person.i.e no musical talents
1) Joakim Gomez is still in the competition despite the judges telling him to allow his voters to make a dignified exit.
2) Mum was screaming again. "Could you please stop that Joakim Gomez!!!"
3) If you do a Joakim again, Ill have to sell you an ear muff!
4) "A Joakim cannot take part in SINGING competition!!" said Tina angrily, while throwing eggs at a wannabe Joakim.
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Selena Gomez, an American actress starting her carreer at Disney Channel, mostly from where her fans come from.
She played the role Alex in the show 'The Wizards Of Waverly Place', she was as lazy ass as now.
In Barney too. With one of the most talented vocalist of this generation, Demi Lovato.
Then she joined a musical group with other musicians. 'Selena Gomez & The Scene', her name had to pop.
She dated Justin Bieber, that's how people knew her. Started her solo carreer, cause she left the musicians in 2013. A little lame.
Her first single did an ok amount of success comparing to queens of this generation.
She started to flop as she hasn't shown a lot of support for the communities.
Debut album 'Stars Dance' was hard for people to listen. 'Come & Get It' and 'Slow Down' are the most known songs in that album and still not relevant.
In 2015 'Revival' came out, it flopped even more. 'Same Old Love', 'Good For You' and 'Hands To Myself' didn't do well. She broke up with Justin and needed promo.
One album is coming, only selenators are excited. 'It Ain't Me' is the first single that is actually good in charts (not even her single yikes). The lead single is 'Bad Liar', a flop in charts and is not a good song (average as but the m/v is the only good thing). She will come out with another song called 'Fetish'. Seems like we will have to live with that song in the world.
She is also the least successfull of the ex-acts, least talented, least woke, least everything...
"Taylor Swift's bew single should be a Selena Gomez."
"That's so Selena Gomez, fake friends are awfull."
"Selena Gomez, that latina legend?"
"No, what do you mean?"
"Oh, wrong. I meant Selena Quintanilla"
"I love Selena Gomez's selfies."
"And what about her music?"
"Is she a singer?"
"You are so Selena Gomez, you said that all lives matter but muslims lives don't!"
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Selena Gomez is an iconic queen who is coming to snatch your wigs with SG2. She is a very hard working, charitable, kind and talented human who deserves nothing but love.
"i love selena gomez she inspires me to kill people with kindness"
"selena gomez is more iconic than ariana grande but wbk"
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She is an angel one of the sweetest girls youll ever meet shes always had alot of friends and deserves them all she is very charming and a lot of boys are after her but she prefers to stay with her besties. if you ever meat a camila gomez pls dont loose i promise youll regret it!
omg who is that i want to be her frend so badd ughhh!!!!1 ohhhh thats camila gomez shes so sweett !!!!1;D
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A bitch who can’t stop victimising herself
Person 1: Who’s that bitch who can’t stop talking about her traumas and writing songs about her ex and then claiming she’s over him?
Person 2: Selena Gomez
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