the gooks of hazard

a swift tv show involving jet-li and some other slant eyed fellows doing crazy stunts in tokyo (with their toyotas and hondas.......... they usually just use their nos powered roller skates

the americans wont have any trouble seeing us with their big american eyes

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Jew Gook

a massively annoying cheap fucker asian

Guy 1: "That bitch at the milk bar jacked up the price of Vs to $4.00!"
Guy 2: "Fuck, what a Jew Gook."

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gook monkey

someone who is part black and part korean. see porch monkey and gook

That gook monkey down the street is an awful driver and the laziest son of a bitch i've ever met.

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gooked out

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.

Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"

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gook juice

A Term used widely amongst prostitutes and escorts, generally used to describe a used condom, or the semen from an oriental person, hence the juice, and with a majority of the prostitues customers being gooks there is plenty of it.
Gook juice can sometimes be found at a Glory Hole!

One Prostitue exclaims to another: "I split gook juice all over my hand as i was throwing out the days takings"

Other Prostitute replies "you think thats bad, i had gook juice all over my face this morning!"

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Gook Lute

A blanket term for any plucked or bowed stringed instrument that originated from any Asian culture, usually played in subways and Chinese Opera Houses.

Yeah, he got mad skills on the Gook Lute.

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Bowl of Gook

A slang term for Pho, The dish which assists Asian Gooks to binge up.

This dish is commonly used by GL in his Gooking attempts.

Gook 1: Hey man I'm struggling to binge for this mid-semester test coming up next week. You got tips?
Gook 2: Yeah man, slam a bowl of gook. You'll be sweet then
Gook 1: Oh yeah! Better gook up man!!

*2 Weeks Later*

Gook 2: How'd you go Gookhead?
Gook 1: 100%!
Gook 2: Gook!

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