Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.
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The act of laying shit, feces, or fecal matter.
I'll be right back, I gotta drop a goon.
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A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.
I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies?
Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...
Some goons broke johnny's legs!
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-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
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A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A
"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"
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Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".
Jay- what!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga.
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
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A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.
Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'
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