zero gravity

the best place to have sex

Teacher: What would you do if you got the chance to go to space?
Students: Have sex in zero gravity, DUH

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ass gravity

Term used when climbing (indoors or outdoors) and having enough lower body weight, especially in the posterior, to make it difficult to go up and over outcroppings of (sometimes fake) rock. It is especially used among women who have a lower center of gravity and additional layers of fat (especially in the butt region) than men.

Used in phrases such as "Damn, my ass gravity will not let me up and over this overhang!". Or, "I'm really tired and my ass gravity is not helping".

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Gravity Warrior

Someone so fat that they are always battling with the force of Gravity. (a fat fucker)

Possibly a good name for a fat superhero.

That bloke is a Gravity Warrior.

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gravity blunt

When you take a roach from a blunt and put it into your homeade gravity bong. Next, pull up you bottle as far as you can, this creates a large amount of pressure on the roach downward, sucking extreme amounts of smoke while the water levels out. Finally, its grav time.

Its gravity blunt time.

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Gravity Bong

n : A homemade smoking device that is made by a three liter bottle that is cut off at the bottom and uses a foil for the bowl. It usually work by putting marijuana in the bowl and the user lifts up the bottle and collects smoke and then the user takes the foil off and pushes his head in the water with the bottle making him have a really big hit.

The best way to make a gravity bong is by using a one gallon jug and a trambone mouth piece on the top of the jug then cut the bottom and use a big kitchen pot for the water.

props to
Joint Masta Jay

Damn! I sure got a big hit from the gravity bong. That shit got me stoned in one hit!

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gravity bong

note: A trumpet mouth-piece works very well for a gravity bong bowl, it fits perfectly in the opening of a 2 liter bottle.

Just in case you happen to have a trumpet mouth-piece laying around that you don't want anymore, LOL

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gravity check

a fall, as from a surfboard, bike, Etc

That gravity check reminded me to stay away from dangerous waves.

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