Greek Burrito

He is a Greek guy who is overweight, suffers from gynecomastia, and overall his body is shaped like a burrito.

Daddy Marko: Omg, Thanos Tolias is such a Greek Burrito.

greek scouse

A nickname for the greek player who plays the ‘left-back’ position as good as the best left back in the world, the scouse, Andrew Robertson.

This new player Tsimikas knows how to ball, he’s our Greek Scouse!!

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

Greek Mythology

A series in myths which often start from Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and hospitality, feeling usually aroused and in need to have sexual intercourse with a woman who most likely just wants to go on with her life.

Person A: Wow, this statue of Zeus is incredible! I bet he was really cool in his time.
Person B (who knows): …Sure, sure he was.
Person A: Why are you looking at me like that? Doesn't he have a lot of cool kids in Greek Mythology.
Person B: Yep, let's go with that.

it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

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greek headlock

This is more commonly known as a Cox Knot.

Dude 1: "I made a sweet home video last night of Sheree in a greek headlock".

Dude 2: "A what??"

Dude 1: "You know... A Cox Knot".

Dude 2: "Ahh.. Awesome Man!! She's hot! How was it???"

Dude 1: "After about 12mins, she was struggling. I was fine"

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Greek Nose

A nose that was broken while falling in the shower. Origins: A Greek kid fell in the shower and we thought it was funny.

"I like your Greek Nose"
"Did you see that kid with that Greek Nose?"

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