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NBA groupies, the ultimate clout chasers, are those drop-dead gorgeous TikTok/Instagram vixens you just can't help but notice. These relentless seductresses have their eyes on one prize – to score big with an NBA player. Everything from the dog filter selfies to those scandalous OnlyFans snap-teases, it's all about hookin' and reelin' in these basketball legends!
Climbin' up the social ladder like a pro, their game plan is simple – get some baby daddy action or cash in on that fat wallet. But, hey, who doesn't love a little drama, right? These NBA groupies are the lifeblood of gossip columns and will surely leave no DM unslid. So, while they may not have the skills to dribble on the court, they sure know how to hustle off it!
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One who constantly mentions celebrities, and other well known figures, in their tweets in hopes of getting mentioned, or retweeted, by them.
Jennie is defiantly turning into a Twitter Groupie for The Jonas Brothers. This week alone she has tweeted to Joe 15 times, Nick 8 times, and Kevin 12 times.
One who is obsessed with a band consisting of female members.
Usually overweight virgin men with neck beards, or angsty nerdy teenagers.
Usually spending all of their money on band merch or patreon accounts.
Fanticising about one day being in a relationship with the band members.
Dedicates Instagram posts to the band.
The Sugar-groupie quickly logged on as to not miss his VIP life stream with his favorite girl band. But first he must write them a heafty check.
A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
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pre-adolescent female who obsesses about "cute" images/cartoons ... sadly, said obsession does not necessarily end as one passes into adulthood
"You'd think she was 11 or something, that SNOOPY GROUPIE, the way she has Garfield figurines and cuts out Cathy comic strips ..."
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A bi-atch that follows Snoop around trying to get sex or pot.
Damn, I don't think I've ever seen that many snoopy groupies in one place!
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1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
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