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I'm gooping, I'm gunking

A phrase in english that means one is having fun.

Person1: How are you doing, Person2

Person2: I'm gooping, I'm gunking

by Captain Reuben Price April 19, 2023


Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.

"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.

by 33bottles November 20, 2013


Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2021


Gunk Bunk

A bunk bed where human beings are sandwiched between. Essentially when one mattress is placed atop a mattress that already has people sleeping on it.

Dude 1: Yo this sleeping arrangement isn’t gonna work we gotta figure something out.

Guy 2: Oh why don’t we do a good ole fashioned gunk bunk.

Guy 3: Bomb idea.

by Bedding Enthusiast August 8, 2021


gunk bunk

A type of bunk bed where mattresses are simply placed atop one another with people lodged or “gunked” in between.

Guy 1: yo this sleeping arrangement is gonna suck if we all want to sleep in here, there just isn’t enough room.

Guy 2: oh, we should just do a gunk bunk

Guy 1: oh, facts

by Bedding Enthusiast August 8, 2021


Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021


gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010