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When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth
I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie
A female who slightly resembles an ugly fish, specifically a guppy.
"Oh girl look at her!"
"She looks like a goddamn guppy bitch"
After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)
Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!
Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
The act of being the "bitch" in your group of friends. The friend that will do anything you tell her to.
Person 1: I just told christine to go move my car and she did.
Person 2: Haha she pulled a guppy
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In the same fashion of the famous prairie dog an Ass Guppy is a protruding turd playing turtle, turtle, when you have to shit real bad.
As I sit upon the bowl the Ass guppy being finally released to finally become a floating cosby, I'm finally relieved.
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When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.
" There I was leaving my bubble guppies on the carpet."
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When a girl spits out a mans semen after oral sex.
I asked Sally if she could swallow because I didn’t want to see those bubble guppies.
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