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Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends

Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."

by 4n4nn1 March 29, 2012


Tijuana Haircut

When the first person to pass out at the party gets woken up by hot waxing their pubes

-Yo, bro! Jimmy is passed out on the couch! Sounds like it's time for a Tijuana haircut!

-Dude, did you hear about Jimmy? Yeah bro! I heard Ronnie and Ken gave him a Tijuana haircut last night

by Bath-time Toaster August 3, 2023

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Kingston Haircut

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022


The Dom haircut

An overgrown buzzcut combined with a large forehead. The ideal height is 5'5 - 5'8. This hairstyle looks the same with both coarse and fine hair. This haircut would suit with untucked clothes and loose tie bringing out that alcoholic drunk look.

Oh, you have the Dom haircut. It really brings out your comically large forehead.

by The Fax machine87 July 22, 2022


Bangkok Haircut

When a lover becomes enraged and cuts off the maleโ€™s penis.

Jesus, Debra found out he was cheating and gave him a Bangkok haircut! They had to keep it on ice until they could sew it back on.

by Rubrus November 10, 2018


Brooklyn haircut

An excellent haircut involving fading out the sides and spiking the top, sides, and back.

Yo, I went to pedro and got myself a brooklyn haircut, my friends love it.

by Hugh Janice November 12, 2006

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One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly

Sam: โ€œGosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.โ€
Jess: โ€œgirl one haircut and its done.โ€

by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023

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