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Hairy Plotter

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay December 20, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy dartboard

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

by Gerth April 25, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy kebab

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.

Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy

by Taylor Trecartin January 28, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Potter

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Bible

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

by Gavingaming February 23, 2023