Spanish Hammock

Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin

my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles

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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

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Scottish Hammock

A sex position involving at least two men but three people all together. Similar to "Eiffel Tower" but upside down, one person is performing fellatio on one man and participating in coitus with another, but is facing upwards with their back to the ground while held between two men. Thus a hammock is formed as the person in the middle swings like a hammock between the two men.

It is quite popular in Scotland.

dude 1: hey dude, what did you do last night?

dude 2: nothing much, i just Scottish Hammocked last night and it was a-MAZE-ing!

dude 1: better than the Yasko Climb?

dude 2: never dude. never.

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Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.

We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!

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Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask

Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.

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poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.

She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.

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banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

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