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A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.
me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."
Other person: "......"
ham•ster gym•nas•tics
/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/
1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior
2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'
My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.
A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size
Tony: Ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym
Ally: Yeah hes such a little muscle hamster
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The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.
Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.
The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!
Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...
Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!
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/v/ verb:To eat a burger or similar and drip hot sauce onto your gloves without realising and then finger a girl with the gloves still on, creating the effect of a peppered rodent.
Can have a similar effect to figging
Rob: 'I was at the Bonfire Night BBQ last night and had a burger with chilli sauce, then things got steamy with Bethany and I gave her a spicy hamster without knowing. She was squealing with pleasure!'
Callum: 'Good thing she's into that kinda kinky shit like tentacles and S&M
hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.
"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"
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To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.
"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."
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