Much like the normal Harper, Harper Nordin is smart, funny, and opinionated. However he is not a girl. Harper Nordin may not be the most likeable person but once you get to know him he loves you platonically. However he is quite sensitive and is quick to anger but over all if you have a Harper Nordin in your life you are lucky.
Harper Nordin is a bit abrasive but once you get to know him he’s a good friend
He have a small ass dick that I can’t even suck his dick. I can’t even grip it and his dick can’t even stretch my Pussy and he is fine asf
That he ruined my marriage Nigel Harper
A nose so large you can use it to penetrate a pussy.
Lady: I want a Harper nose tonight.
Extremely sexy , mysterious intelligence in mind heart,body and spirit. Faithful trusting lovable and friendly until betrayed. Look out!!
IF YOUR A PEPPER I'm A PEPPER BUT BEING A TAMMY HARPER IS BETTER lol
To be awesome, never a follower, all around Thoroughbred
School announcement: " And the MVP of the game goes to "TIMOTHY HARPER", That's 4 games in a row!
A kind, sensitive, funny, and loving person. Loved reading captain underpants in elementary and showed me a song called "the muffin song" on a bench in my school. He also owns a yellow bearded dragon (unless it died I'm not sure). Also Someone I have missed since middle school. He got expelled and I didn't get to say good-bye. If he ever see's this I'm sure you know who I am and I hope life is treating you well.
"Who do you like"
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-
The main character on the 80's cult classic sitcom Mama's Family. Portrayed by Vicki Lawrence as an elderly matriarch in small Midwestern Raytown, Thelma "Mama" was a sharp-tongued bitch who often "belittled anything anythbody tried to do most of all her kids". She had a fiery temper and a very dysfunctional family. She has strained relationships with her family which she has struggled all her life, starting with her late mother, during her marriage which it's suggested her late husband was an alcoholic, and continuing into the presentwith her kids and grandkids. Thelma can often be seen cleaning and cooking in the show. She has an immaculate house with flamingos and furnished with antiques that stayed in excellent condition. But she keeps some kind of Hell going all the time.
Thelma Harper can also refer to any ill-tempered bitch who puts people down unmercifully, especially a middle to old aged woman.
I can't stand her grandmother. She's such a Thelma Harper. She done called me a bum and made comments about my long hair. She even said her dust mop looked better than my head and even proceeded to come up behind me and spray bug spray in my head because she thought I had lice. Bitch don't even know me and she thinks I'm a bum. I can't stand that Thelma Harper bitch!
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