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Headphone dodger

Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.

Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".

by /fa/ggot annon May 04, 2025


Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021


Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.

The best Headphones are Hot Head Headphones

by Hot Head Headphones February 26, 2011


headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.

"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"

by BeardStrong March 20, 2014


headphone activist

someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.

"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"

by Abstract March 24, 2017


Headphone Style

A way to have sex during which the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her, any way he wants.

What's your favorite style?
Headphone Style.
What?
When the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her?
I meant clothes...

by 53414539 April 29, 2022


Headphoning

When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.

Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"

by Bobby Nikkaram October 03, 2019