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Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel Donald Trump hears covfefe
Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel I hear covfefe
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When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)
This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.
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When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.
Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.
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When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!
"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!
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something positive and awesome
Hey man i just had sex with my girlfriends mom. It's soooo good to hear it.
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I get what you’re sayin but I don’t believe it
Joe: Tom I swear I’m telling you the truth.
Tom: I hear u...
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It's a disrespectful term for hearing somebody but not listening
"I need you to love me more, John. I don't get why you act like you don't care!"
"Mhm. I hear you, Lisa."
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