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Heartbreaks and 808's

Team USA (Soccer) building you up only to let you down. This stems from EA Sports FIFA 2010 and how the team is just ok and if using them will lead you to a total let down.

John: Damn bro cant we win the F$%#en cup!
Jay: "Heartbreaks and 808's"

by SSgtJedi3381 July 8, 2010

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Heartbreak Nut

When you bust one out over the sexual things you and your ex sweet one did together, when you cum your heart breaks all over again and you're back to square one. Well time to 'nut up and shut up' drag your ass out of bed and make some breakfast burritos. You deserve it king.

I bust a heartbreak nut over Beth again yday, got me thinking, I might see how's she's doing

by Weeden22 June 16, 2019


Heartbreak Hangover

The feeling you get the next morning after being broken up with where you feel hungover but not from alcohol, but rather the flood of tears cried the night before. Treatments include an ice roller for puffiness, electrolytes for hydration and a pair of big sunglasses to cover your puffy eyes. Long term effects may apply

Becky: “Sasha, you look like shit, are you okay?”
Sasha: “Not really, Jordan broke up with me last night and I have a bad case of heartbreak hangover

by ProfessionalOversharer March 1, 2022


heartbreaker name

Mostly a guy with the name Paul, Zach, James, Matt, Jojo or Noah
Mostly your agavage jock

Awe Matt is such a heartbreaker but I can't help myself what can I say! It's his heartbreaker name(s).

by Old man jinkins (lol) January 29, 2018


Heartbreak

When you wish you could forget the best time of your life

“Dude, these past 6 months were great and all, but I’d rather forget it all than feel the way I do now”

“That’s heartbreak bro”

by Chainsmokers April 2, 2020


heartbreak

A heart break is when someone who you were like in love with lied to you or left u after everything that you guys have been through they just erase all your memories. It makes you think you have nothing to live for because the one person shatterd you heart to a million pieces. But sooner or later you will realize that they didn't want to get hurt first but everything will be ok.

Boyfriend!!!~ Umm we have to talk...
You~ ya what's up?
Boyfriend~ We need to break up bc I found some one else.....
You~ You told me you loved me
Boyfriend~ Well I didn't mean it.....

(1 week later)

Ex~ I'm so sorry I want you back baby girl I miss your hugs plzz forgive me can I have another chance plz
You~ Hahahah you are so funny

Ex~ Wym?
You~ After what you did you broke my heart multiple times and you think that I will come back like that cause im never come back I realized that you just didn't wanna get hurt but I cant keep doing this im sorry ******….. Also don't call me baby girl again....bye
Ex~ Wait....
(you have currently been blocked)
That's a heartbreak

by chestercat450 November 9, 2018


heartbreak

heartbreak is the kind of feeling when you want throw up but you just cant and that make you sick. you blame yourself for making them leave, when the truth is they were just an asshole.

e.g she realize he dont love her anymore. the moment she knew that there is this pain that crawling from her chest to all over her body its called heartbreak.

by angkasa January 8, 2022