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Has a large unruly beard.
Liverpool (UK) slang
Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.
He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.
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A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.
"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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Pubic hair as an alternative to lady garden
Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!
Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya