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High School is an utterly useless step in life that just gets us from eigth grade to college. There is absolutely no point to it, except to torture teenagers.
Most kids learn absolutely nothing new in high school. It just gets them to college.
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1. What teenagers say when referring to Hell.
2. A building thats suppose to be meant for learning but instead is full of shallow people who you don't know who will talk behind your back and want to be all inside of your business. You'll be forced to learn crap you'll maybe never even use because you don't really care that X= Y or forensics since you don't want to be involved in none of those careers. Either way it doesn't matter in 4 years you won't see any of those idiots be cynical and keep to yourself.
3. a place in your life that suck for everyone no one ever has "4 best years in highschool" that's just bullshit you hear from your parents so they can get you out of the house faster.
4. If your excited about high school then i'm not sorry to disappoint you by the second month of high school you'll be ready to put a bullet in your head to get away from that place. If you aren't excited about high school then your smart and your ready to deal with all the problems and assholes in high school. If people in school don't like you screw them your you and you shouldn't change youself for anyone you'll be out of there in 2-4 years depending on what grade your in.
1. Person 1: I have to spend 5 more months in hell- i mean high school!
2. person 1: My second period is American government i don't give a crap about all that, its not like i want to be a politician.
Person 2: dude you have to learn it.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: i don't know.
A senior walks by
Person 1: man i hate that guy.
Person 2: yeah he's a asshole
Person 1: yeah i never meant him but some girl told me...
The two guys gossip about the senior despite the fact that they don't know the guy personally.
3. Mother: High school was the best years of my life.
Person 1: really? i heard from dad that the 'popular kids' use to call you names and locked you in the bathroom... a few times
4. Freshmen: this place is great everyone is so nice and cool! i can't wait for this year to start.
Sophomore: dude, i'm warning you this place isn't that well the people you just talked to are the fakest ones here i suggest you stay away from them. Don't trust anyone here! watch yourself.
Freshmen: Stupid guy i just made some friends your only made because people don't talk to you.
Sophomore: i don't talk to anyone here because 90% of people are ignorant.
Freshmen: whatever i'm one of the popular kids now.
2 months later
Freshmen: what did i do wrong? people hate me and someone threw a rock at me i never even met them! and someone spread the rumor that i-
Sophomore: I don't care i warned you. Have fun with your 'problems' popular kid.
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A place where people think that they are different from everybody else so they try to stereotype everyone into worthless catagories like "goths" and "skaters" or "preps" where in reality everyone in there is the same; trapped in a place where pain and misery get trapped in there and float around like pollen and everyone breaths it in like oxygen. Everyone has pain even the "preps"(even though they manage to have an anicdote; just wear the most expensive clothes and make sure that daddy buys you the most expensive car and the pain goes away!!!!)
HIGH SCHOOL=HELL/PAIN FOR EVERYBODY
You think my ass looks fat well...........go burn in High School!!!!!
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Orignally high school was ment to be a place for kids to start getting high. However, drug criminalization and political correctness stopped this institution from keeping it's true goal. So now, high schools are ran by people who claim that high school is a place of learning. However, this is a false statement. I don't think anyone actually believes that.
I hate high school. Junior high was less intense. (JK of course.)
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When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.
Friend B: What happened?
Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
A disgusting and parasitic institution that destroys any hopes and dreams you may have. The students are a bunch of fucking assholes who's only goal in life is to get drunk, pick on the "unpopular" kids and experiment with drugs. Whoever tells you that high school was the best four years of their life were either rich, attractive, smart or popular. Once you get into college, you will realise what a joke and complete shit of an institute high school really was and whatever you learned in those shitty and awkward four years won't count for shit in the real world.
high school will suck your blood and soul out of your body in the most painful and brutal way possible