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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A poorly executed secret tryst - that isn't a secret to anyone.

It is a reference to the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who "disappeared" for a week to Argentine on a romantic escapade. His staff and office told the news media that he was "hiking the Appalachian trail."

Dave needs to take a break from hiking the Appalachian trail with his secretary and get some work done!

by Walking Stick June 24, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lesbian Hiking Boots

These are the big, brown, thick-soled shoes that most women only wear for hiking, but lesbians will wear them anytime.

Hey, Carla, you're just going to Ikea, so why are you wearing your lesbian hiking boots?

by Andy_NY March 1, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Hike

The sexual act of sticking freshly wiped, fecal covered toilet paper to another parties chest.

I'd love to take you on a San Francisco Hike if your into that sort of thing.

by Spacedawwwg August 22, 2016


Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

by L-R- July 17, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse

She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .

by AZAFVET August 19, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hiking the appalachian trail

Fucking your mistress.

"Hey, where did our governor go?"
"He told me he was hiking the appalachian trail..."
"Hope he takes protection."

by girlmain July 14, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


run star hike

The โ€œRun Star Hikesโ€ are Converse high tops with a jagged rubber soul. these shoes are often worn by the Stray Kids fandom, Stay, due to the fact that Han Jisung and the members wear the shoes quite frequently.

I just bought Jisungโ€™s Run Star Hikes!

by lix <3 July 22, 2021