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When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time
In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me
Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger
Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.
C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.
Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.
A grown man still living in his parents house.
This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
“Let’s be homeless” A phrase you say when you try to say you can do a lot on streets
“Come on, You’re not staying here! Let’s be homeless!”
Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.
"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"
A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!
when someone looks/ dresses homeless but you find it attractive.
abby: yo carson looks homeless hot playing basketball
carson: thanks
tiffany: what’s that?