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Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.
"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"
“Let’s be homeless” A phrase you say when you try to say you can do a lot on streets
“Come on, You’re not staying here! Let’s be homeless!”
Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.
C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.
Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.
Homeless romantic
fantasizing becoming homeless
people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk
person A: "why the fuck would you want to be homeless?"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"
A grown man still living in his parents house.
This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
when someone looks/ dresses homeless but you find it attractive.
abby: yo carson looks homeless hot playing basketball
carson: thanks
tiffany: what’s that?
Someone who is Violet Funkschmeller in the musical, James and The Giant Peach Jr. Not everyone who plays this role is homeless trash, but only a truly except able and beautiful goddess, can live and be the lifestyle of Homeless Trash!!!
΅hey homeless trash, you say your one line like a pro!