how big are you

1)meaning to the extent of the size of your penis.

2)they want ur cock inside of their rim hole

when someone ask you this question how big are you? then it menas that he wants to have raging buttsex with ur rim hole

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How you doin'?

A bastardization of the greeting "How are you doing?" Used by the stereotypical mobster in popular culture. Heard in countless movies, TV shows, commercials, etc. Most often used in real life by actual mobsters, Americans of Italian descent living in New York or New Jersey (and elsewhere), or retards who want to sound tough.

Tony Soprano: (to his crew as he walks into the Bada Bing!) "How you doin'?"

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How you ball?

It's like whats up. For cool people. Used frequently by hipters and those who wish they were. Generally used among good friends, it's not for everyone.

A: Hey Ben, how you ball?

B: Pretty hard bah

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how mad are you?

1) You must be angry.

2) Or You must be crazy. as in insane.

1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?

2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!

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how you doin'?

official greeting of the Wendy Williams Show

im fellin sexy how you doin'?

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How you do?

1. Short for "How are you doing?" It can also be used for the pickup variety of that question, "How you doin'? ;-)"

2. Also short for "How did you do?"

(1)
Guy: How you do? Baby.
Girl: OMG, where did you learn how to speak? That's your pickup line? hahahaha

(2)
You: How you do?
Guy: I used the line that you told me, but she laughed at me. That was so messed up.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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