Hungarian Roulette

When You and a bunch of guys ejaculate into a large pouring cup and then funnel the semen down the woman's vagina.
wait 9 months until a baby is born. if the baby is yours, you lose and must pay child support

Similar to Alabama Roulette but instead involves your cousins

"dude, lets play Hungarian Roulette"

9 months later

"AW FUCK! I LOST!!

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hungarian tornado

the woman wraps her legs around the man during penetration. she is then held while the man goes to spinning around as fast as he can, bashing her into pieces of furniture and trying to break as much as possible. this act ends when the man reaches maximum velocity and lets go thus throwing her.

holy shit this place looks like a Hungarian tornado just hit.

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Hungarian People

Beautiful and well cultured people from a great country and is home of the Gypsies.

I'm Hungarian because my father i from Hungary.

I love the Hungarian people!

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Hungarian Kissing

When someone is licking someone's butt hole and then that person's hemorrhoid licks back.

Trixy: Hey Gary, what do you think of Hungarian Kissing?

Gary: Feels better than preparation H.

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Hungarian eyepatch

A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.

Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.

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hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

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hungarian helicopter

The act of eating ones vag whilst twirling them around in a clockwise or counter-clock wise motion, according to the hungarian ritual developed in the 1600's to ward off demons. The dominant partner must make sure to have a firm grasp on the upper thigh of the orally pleasured partner. Suggested to take place in a well open area for maximum revolutions per minute.

Alisha: 'Honey, im still dizzy from that "hungarian helicopter" you gave me last night.'

Tommy: "Shut it bitch. Now give me tater mitts!"

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