rambo code

When you write a bunch of code in a scripting language such as PHP without checking periodically to make sure it works.

Hey gene! I just rambo coded the crap out of this web app and it actually worked!

cat coding

Coding a program or trying to fix a bug by using all combinations from a finite amount of options instead of thinking through the solution.

Person A: I have a bug in my code. I don't get it I have VarA, VarB
Person B: One of them should be negative.
Person A: Okay, I'll debug it.
Person B: just cat code it, run it with negative VarA and again with negative VarB till you get the right answer. Cat coding is faster.

Bra Code

-The female equivalent of the "bro code".

-a code of conduct that outlines the rules and etiquette when concerning a love significant other or crush female friends should adhere to.

dating your friend's ex-boyfriend is a violation of the bra code

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code baby

A young female Computer Science/Software Engineer major who is quick to make friends and be kinda flirty with the guys in programming class. She uses the scarce female pool of the STEM field to her advantage and upon establishing "friendship" she will ask her guy friends to send their completed programming assignments to her.

She may or may not change a few lines of code and variables here and there before handing it in.

She always has a boyfriend that isn't in any of her classes. Most likely a Chad, but not always. Sometimes a doorMatt.

Guy #1: See that girl from class?
Guy #2: Yea.
Guy #1: She asked me to send her my code and I told her to fuck off.
Guy #2: She must be a code baby.

banana code

(verb) to use 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)

(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle

**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**

Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.

**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**

Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.

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code monkey

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

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code head

to receive oral sex while driving the ambulance with lights and sirens.

My hot EMT partner gave me code head on the way to that call.

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