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phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.
The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :
My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
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A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.
Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.
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New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them
-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut
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I'm gonna fuck u in the asshole
Hey nigga imma run a 1 on u tonight
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy
Person 2: Say it Again
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy!!
Person 2: Say it again!
Person 1: IMMA A LYING PIECE CHICKEN DADDY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH!