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when your at school and your about to pass out from all the terrible homework and right before your teacher hands it out the bell rings and you RUNNNNN outta there (go search crooky cookies and bronky water and like them ;) )
im bracing for the impact Oh ThE bElL iS AbOuT To RiNG ***** RRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNG******** YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETtttttttttt
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The start of all addictions, why you have no money for a house, and why your lover probably left you.
To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.
Genshin Impact ruined my life, Shelby!! It ruined it!!! OMG NEVERMIND GANYU RERUN DROPPED, GOTTA GO GET HER
spends life savings
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Shitty grinding mobile game where all the characters are so pale your eyes will fucking bleed. You know how using light mode makes peoples eyes burn? Yeah turn that eyestrain into copy paste characters that all look like the same fucking person just copy pasted over and over with different hairstyles and outfits slapped on. They have a few kid characters "who are actually 200 years old" to pander to disgusting pedophiles.
Demographic consists of greasy 40 year old incels, random teenagers on tiktok, pedophiles, and maybe a few normal people here and there.
fuck this game i hope it dies
Larry: Wow did you know there's a color thats lighter than white?
Bob: No, what is it?
Larry: Genshin Impact White! It's lighter than #FFFFFF
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In slang terms its that moment when a dude enters someones ass hole with their dick, this can and is usually proceeded by some preparatory light prodding and always results in loud noises of some kind. Essentially the point of impact is when somebody just begins getting fucked in the ass.
Alex screamed as his partner Ned passed the point of impact, he could feel his ass hole loosen and the blood vessels shattering. It was the best feeling he had ever experienced.
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when crap dries up in your large intestine blocking your anal passageway which leaves you in a more worse state than constipation. Doctors have to stick a tube up your arse to scrape/suck out the dried crap, leavig your arse sore for days.
My arse is so sore from my oppointment to the doctos yesterday. They said I had feacial impaction, so they stuck tube up arse.
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A free-to-play-to-pay-win anime-inspired open-world, RPG gacha game created by miHoYo, released September 28, 2020. Touted for being one of the most advanced gacha games on the market to date. The game is heavily focused on exploring and grinding items, gear and materials to level up characters. These characters can be obtained through the system known as "wishing" where most desired/popular characters are locked behind a very low success rate of less than 1%. While the game may seem very ambitious it does very little creatively. It takes core mechanics from games like Zelda: Breath of the Wild and leans very heavily on anime tropes. Character voice-acting tends to be over the top, high-pitched and can be quite grating. The plot is very average and only serves as a starting line for your adventures. Much like most gacha/anime, there is a heavy focus on (bad) fanservice. Many of the female characters are dressed in very revealing outfits, body physics are over-the-top with an over-sexualization of young "loli" characters. Often times, the characters will be referred to as "waifu" (female) or "husbando" (male). People who enjoy these heavy anime stylized influences often times are referred to being a "otaku" (essentially "nerd") or weeaboo. Both terms are mostly used as derogatory where weeaboo is more closely associated with somebody of Western (United States) world who is heavily involved in anime/Japanese culture, often times with a over-the-top obsession.
I'm a whale who has spent thousands of dollars in Genshin Impact and finally got my waifu!!
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an awesome game with really pretty characters and great storyline.
person 1: genshin impact is the reason i'm mentally i'll
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