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Florida, the one place where the father north you go, the father south you end up. Always has and always will be filled with old people, fucking tourists and us rednecks. Great place to live if you in enjoy the shitty education, hot, hot and hotter weather, hurricanes,humidity, fatasses in speedo's, sea lice and tourists all year round. But if you can get past all of the shitty stuff, then its not so bad. My current home state and has been for my whole life. some of the good things about living in florida includes:: you can spend the whole day at disney and drive home the same day, i personally only own 2 pairs of shoesthe rest are flip-flops, were not as stuck up as you think, most of us who do live here live in towns most people who live in north florida have never heard of. It's here where you'll find your rednecks. We live for friday nights when we can get rowdy at the football game,even though we all know our tems not gonna break the 40 game losing streak, but that doesnt stop us. We live for the after partys of any semi-major/major event. Everyone knows all the good back roads to go down so you dont get caught drinking, and when you do get caught, everyone in the whole town includeing your parents know within 10 mintues. Hardly any of us down here use any other type of phone besides the nextel direct connect. if you use anythnig else, your labeled as a fucking loser. This is where we pray for it to rain during the week to that the mudholes fill up and where if you dont show up at c&n, it better be b/c someone died. this is where everyone has a gun in their truck, not for protection, but in case an alligator trys to eat your dog. Down here in florida everything we eat is all natural, for meat: we got plenty of cows and wild hogs in our back yard. For Drinks:: go out and pick the oranges and lemons growing in your front yard, or whip yup some of that good old swwet tea. we have it all here.
There's a saying my old math teacher used to say, and can be only used for people who live in my town, Lake Placid, or as we refer to it, the L-TO THE-P! the people who live here are very proud of our town,where every weekend we're out on one of the 15 or more lakes in town. lp, which has a pop. of about 1000-2000 people, and home of the caladium captiol of the world bitchess!
the saying the goes for us hicks heer in lp goes something like this,
eat more beef, drink more orange juice and buy more caladiums, its good for the soul!
Florida isnt the sunshine state, its the gunshine state.
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Well known as the 'funnest place on Earth', 'Where the old roam', 'Where the hoes are'.
Partially right. Florida is extremely boring, old people driving cars got their license out of a frickin' cracker jack box. Certain roads and cities are over run with hicks, hoes, and knocked up chicks.
Supposed to be bright and sunny? Rains all too often, and is hotter than hell at times. I'd say 80% of Florida is owned by damn Disney. MY GOD, anyone here would be sick of Mickey Mouse.
Going down to Florida, I'll bring my sniper.
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Not cool. Not even somewhat, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself and other people. A place where people go to die amongst other dead old people. Stay away at all costs. If the heat and humidity doesn't get you, the annoying people will.
Eric is always telling me how great Florida is despite it being a total shithole. Who's he trying to fool?
Eric told Sally that she should move to Florida because it has the nicest weather. He must really like melting skin and pop-sweats in winter.
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Florida is the worst state in the US. It is a state full of gutless young and old people. The people can't drive for shit, and Florida has the 2nd highest car crash rating in the US. Also, one of Florida's number one exports is dead people. Yes, dead people; from the old people who retire and die here, and want to get buried back in hometown. Btw, I live there, so I know what I'm talking about.
Lake Brantley High School, Florida
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THE HELL OF AMERICA OR THE NOPE OF THE US
Did you hear that you hear that Florida was cut off from the US and now is floating over to join Australia.
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The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?
The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.
The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!
Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!
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Breeding ground for STD's and crack children. Lame tourists, who ruin everything. The only state where you can think about pulling a crime and get beat down for it. More fake punkrock/goth/skateboard fags then an Avril Lavigne concert. And old people....they are everywhere and seek to eat your soul and make you move...and then die and smell...I miss you Ms. Johnson
3 Guys sitting on a curb discuss their future plans to come and skate....cop pulls up and gets out of car...."Are you boys skatin? You know it's illegal"....Searches guys and asks for IDs
Florida...I live here...But why?
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