A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.
Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"
phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention
Dude, these arent even my pants
When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.
Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."
in disbelief to the fullest extent.
incomprehensible.
Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
to be surprised; astounded; blown away
It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!
They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.
Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.
"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"