I can't even

The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.

"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"

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can't catch a break

nothing ever works out

Katia's phone always breaks, she always gets her stuff stolen and her bus lady hates her!
Katia can't catch a break!

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Bueno Can't Complaino

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."

Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."

I can't brain

Someone will say this when they cannot think properly or well enough

Today is Monday, and I can't brain.

Can't Get Right

adjective describing an individual who is constantly fucking up, causing fuck ups, or is always in the middle of a fucked up situation

noun-person who is constantly looking like Helen Keller dressed them

Man1: Dude there goes Cory again! Look at him.

Man2: Man, Cory is one can't get right mutha fucker.

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can't take a hint

Can't understand an innuendo, or can't connect the ideas and find out that there's an implicit meaning there.

I was acting uninterested the whole time and even avoiding him, but the flirty boy can't take a hint.

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can't sleep huh?

So... You can't sleep huh?

Me neither, I wrote this at 4:49 am

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So... Can't sleep huh?