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When a hot girl posts about being newly single.
“Is done an emotion? Because I feel that in my soul”
Lake day with my girls. I’m done with my job, my man and any other fucked up shit in my life! I make no apologies. (dm's activate aka DM's ABOUT TO BLOW UP!) #wondertwins
When a guy texts a girl through dm (instagram or twitter) and hooks up
I slide in the dm with katherine
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Drummania: konam's famous Drum session series.
"lets play some DM!"
"I rule at Drum mania"
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A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.
Story Summary Example:
"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM
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Daily Mail; Did not Read
Derivative of tl;dr, related to hp;dr(Huffington Post;Did not Read). Used on news aggregation sites to indicate that they won't read the article because it's from the dailymail, an unreliable source.
A: Look! Study on flying saucers proves that vaccines are dangerous!1! www.dailymail.co.uk/.....
B: dm;dr
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Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.
She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.
Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.
A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro
-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"
That moment one realizes that life is short, so one must pursue any potential booty call in this life.
Carl: I don't know man, she's hot, but, how do I approach her?
Shad: Bruh, remember the carnal rule of life: Carpe DMs.
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