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flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 29, 2014


fuck-flesh

The body of a sexy, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.

Jill may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but that sexy slut's body is definitely prime fuck-flesh.

by ESB43 May 16, 2018


flesh outlet

When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).

Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015


Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009


flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.

Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.

by jimmybomm June 5, 2020

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flesh hoover

A person who very regularly gives head to a lot of different people (usually strangers).

Bill: Did you hear about what Susan did last weekend?
Ben: Yeah, she gave head to 5 different people in one night!
Bill: WOW! She's a real flesh hoover!

by TomGreenwood447 October 7, 2021


flesh volcano

After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.

Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.

by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017