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The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.
That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.
When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.
Colleague "Good Morning Robert"
Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).
(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood
Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet
Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst
A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
Man, it's been a Hughes morning!
When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun
Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow
you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.