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A regular shower, but with me in it.
Shower: "I'm just a regular shower."
*Altrows walks into the shower.*
Shower: "Man, I'm a Hot shower."
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A Silkwood shower is a very long, hot shower taken to disinfect and decontaminate oneself from environmentally acquired smells such as smoke or food.
The term stems from the name Karen Silkwood. She was a chemical technician who died under mysterious circumstances after raising issues of contamination at the plant where she worked.
In 1983 a movie named Silkwood was released which starred Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, and Cher. There is a decontamination shower scene in that film which is the basis for the term being coined.
I had to take a Silkwood shower when I got home from that party since I smelled like an ash tray cooked on a open flame BBQ grill covered in hot sauce.
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Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger
Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower
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when a gay orgy sprays cum everywhere
Wow! thats such a nice gay shower.
(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.
Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):
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Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?
adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is
A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.