Tubs of Love

When the spindles of cd/dvds that hold your porn collection become so numerous, they are referred to as the 'tubs of love'.

James: "Hey mate can you hold these spindles of dvds while I take your photo for the corporate website"
Ben: "Yeah. . . ok, why? What are they?"
camera click with flash
James: "They are my tubs of love, baby!"

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Nub in a tub

A nub in a tub is the worst of people. They are just annoying and mess up everything you do

Tommy: "Starts singing really badly and loudly"
Will: "Tommy stop being a nub in a tub"

Tub Kink

Also known as Bathtub kink or bathing kink
Being sexually aroused by bathing or being in a tub mainly attached to bathroom sex

Person 1: I've got something to tell you
Person 2: oh?
Person 1: I've got a tub kink
Person 2: me too

Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.

Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.

hot tub

When a woman is sweating intensely inside her vagina so that it forms a "lake" of sweat. The penis then stirs the sweat in a circle to push it farther down the vag.

Tom: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub

Angelique: aww man, yeah let's do this, it's so nice
Michael: nah bruv, that's gross

Scrub in a Tub

A loser eating tacos in a Tub

Look at That Scrub in a tub!

Depression tub

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours

Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.