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Incel

It's short for INternet CELebrity. People famous on the internet and nowhere else. ;)

"Do you watch Ninja?"
"Who the fuck is Ninja?"
"He's an incel. An internet celebrity."
"Ooooooh. Nah, I don't care about incels."

by somerandoCigarGuy April 25, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


InCel

A failure in Darwinian theory. A human, typically a male with predilections towards self isolation, misogyny, crude objectification of attractive individuals, and violent extremist outbursts and agendas in society.

In Darwinian theory, most species of life on the planet Earth have the single minded goal of passing on their genetic material to the next generation. Anything from mammals and birds, to planarians and plants have the ability to reproduce.

Most creatures capable of reproduction do not have higher brain functions and lack the exposure or experience to art, engineering, or mathematics and yet are capable of reproduction. Not InCels.

InCels are what Charles Darwin never saw coming... literally. InCels are so vile and repulsive on the intellectual and philosophical level that they have completely blocked themselves off from most of humanity and therefore cannot reproduce, or simulate reproduction. Typically InCels are responsible for their own lot in life with some genuinely suffering from debilitating social anxiety. Nevertheless InCels are incapable of pursuing reproductive mating rituals to a satisfying end due to their own outlooks and toxic behavior, something even planarians and trees are capable of seeing as they are capable of fertilization.
InCels are a Darwinian dead end. They tend to use the term simp to try to insult those that have the capability, gravitas, and access to reproduce or practice reproduction with an attraction vector.

The female Praying Mantis did not even bother to try to attack the male InCel Praying Mantis seeing as she was not that desperate for food.

by TheRealVikingBerserker June 7, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incel

The incel people are a stateless multiethnic group who predominantly follow Rodgerism/Marxism and reside in various countries of the world. Their population is estimated to be around 800 million people. Those who identify as incels typically reside in China, India and many western countries such as the USA, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Italy etc. Described by journalists and news outlets as one of the most persecuted majorities in the world, the incels are denied human rights by the authoritarian regimes of their own countries. The incels are restricted from freedom of sex with their looksmatched females they rightfully deserve. The legal conditions faced by the incels have been compared to apartheid by some academics. In 2017, an assessment by the Yale Law School concluded that the female population of the world were waging a concerted campaign against the incels, a campaign which could be classified as genocide under international law. Despite that, as of March 2021 there is no goverment in the world that officially recognizes the genocide of the incels.

Person 1>Hey did you hear about the schools Janitor?He died
Person 2>The short bald Janitor?how?
Person 1> He was an incel, no pussy in his entire life. He literally died by inceldom.

Person 2> I did see that coming tbh. What a cruel world!
Person 1> Yea man anyway Stacy called me i gotta go!Cya!

by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incel

People that are salty because they get no bitches

I hate that guy because that lady finds him hot and doesn't doesn't like me

- said Fusser the incel

by nopussman224 January 25, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incel

short for "involentary celibate" who is someone who desires sex but is unable to get it due to having a horrible personality, being unattractive, being a horrible person or any mixture of the former mentioned.

Also typically used in reference to conservatives, political right-wingers and generally anyone an SJW thinks is "misogynistic"

stupid trump voting incels, those racists.
or
my dumb ex debby said i'm an incel but she doesn't realize since we banged that term can't apply

by JOYK1LLZ August 22, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incel

Another name for a Reddit moderator.

These power tripping incels who spend their petty lives gatekeeping are sapping the joy out of participating in online communities. They are destroying the very website and vision of its creators and founders

by gabbagooo August 13, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Incels

Males who aren't even able to touch a coochie with a 12ft long pole.

Incels are "men" who are unable to pull any women - as they lack sexual appeal both mentally and physically - and therefore blame the female gender for their own incompetency.

They will also initiate four year long "friendships" in a ttempt to attain sex that they will never receive.

Jack and Daniel are not only cunts, but also incels in denial.

by awomens September 1, 2021

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